South Park: The Stick of Truth (walk-through)

After having played through the game once, and earning about half the achievements for it on the XBox 360, I decided to go ahead and try to get 100% of the achievements for the game. A few of them I needed help on, so I busted open the guide that I had purchased with the game (yes, even though we have the internet, I still occasionally buy those).

Unfortunately, the guide for SP:TSOT is terrible and doesn't really assist you with the achievements that you would need help with. So then I turned to the internet. Sadly, I found that it didn't really help, either. There are videos, but a lot of them are longer than they need to be and filled with a bunch of unnecessary commentary. The walk-throughs that are out there are not well organized and they list achievements separately, so you're forced to cross-reference back and forth between pages, which I find irritating. Thus, I decided to put together my own thorough walk-through for the game.

I've designed this to be an efficient walk-through. You will need to complete 2 play throughs to get every achievement in the game, due to conflicting achievements.

Need to Organize
Create a new character. Choose the “Jew” class. Name your character. When Cartman asks you if your name is "Douchebag", answer "Yes".

Do NOT sell ANYTHING during this play through, to earn the For the Hoarder achievement.

FRIEND – don’t forget to get a friend request from Clyde. This is the only chance you get during the game to do this. He will unfriend you afterwards -- don't panic, that is a normal part of the game.

Go to the church. Find Jesus. Earn the Are We Cool? achievement.

While on the quest to save Craig from detention, get bit by gingers 3 times. This is easiest to do with the very first ginger you face, since he doesn’t have a weapon (so he will use the bite attack often). Use your ranged attack, target the enemy but don’t actually attack, and you will skip your turn. Swap between Butters and Kenny to skip their turns (this will also heal them and clear any debuffs). Earn the Gingivitis achievement.

Equip the Freckles "Make Up" item.

When on the quest to free the Minister of Montreal, fart on him before talking to him. Earn the Truth to Power achievement.

List of Achievements
This is NOT a complete list:


 * No Child Left Behind: Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out. (14)
 * Ass of Fire: Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass. (3)
 * Animal Cruelty: Fart on animals 25 times. (7)
 * Pulling Mud: Shit Your Pants in battle three times. (6)
 * Clothes Whore: Complete all available Costume Sets. (7)
 * You bastards!: Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game. (8)
 * Full Arsenal: Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game. (18)
 * More Popular Than John Lennon: Befriend all of South Park. (20)
 * Elven Hero: You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. (2)
 * Face Hoff: You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. (9)
 * Two Girls, One Stick: You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. (6)
 * Outpatient: You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. (11)
 * Perverted: You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. (7)
 * Too Far: You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Resources

 * http://www.ign.com/wikis/south-park-the-stick-of-truth
 * http://www.ign.com/wikis/south-park-the-stick-of-truth/Side_Quests
 * http://www.ign.com/wikis/south-park-the-stick-of-truth/Friends
 * http://www.ign.com/wikis/south-park-the-stick-of-truth/Easy_to_Miss_Collectibles,_Items_and_Quests
 * http://www.xboxachievements.com/game/south-park-the-stick-of-truth/achievements/
 * https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ajg-KupQXhsZdEt5X2dCZTJHR0xlX2NBUDdiSVl4MFE&usp=sharing#gid=0
 * http://www.brokencartridge.net/games/south-park-stick-of-truth-achievement-guide/